Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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