There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
