Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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