I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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