So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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