so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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