He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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