So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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