Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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