Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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