HIV tests are more positive than that guy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think your dad took our porno
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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