Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We had to coat check the pizza.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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