If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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