Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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