I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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