Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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