Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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