It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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