I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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