i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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