i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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