My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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