I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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