Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if only i could text you this smell
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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