once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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