You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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