I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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