I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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