yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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