your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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