You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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