but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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