Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
