A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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