I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Terrible idea I love it
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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