talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This is classic penis vs brain.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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