He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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