One girl and one boy is just not enough.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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