school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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