is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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