just tell him i said nine months
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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