using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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