why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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