Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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