your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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