People with herpes should wear stickers.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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