So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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