And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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