I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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