hotel room ftw
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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